Da key ideas wur ...

Wee interrupt dais mezzage tah teyell u dat doo tah summ random disturbance, da 67 cm tahwah juz came crashing down and ...

"Primary" current concern (az wuz da case whin da original 59 cm tahwah fynlee lost id doo tah a simila random disturbance and Ize had tah collect da rods witch wur scattered awl aboot and spent a fair amound ov tyme hunting foah 2 elusive peecez, a light green and a wood kuller) iz tah be zur Ize cayne find awl da rods witch Ize hav zo far simply picked upe and put in Linda's "ceramic paper bags." I'll dew dais az zoon az Ize finish writing deez nohtz .

Az Ize wuz zayin, da key ideas wur

1. tah stand a few ov da rods upright instead ov placing dem awn their sides; dais wuz dun twice, wunce wid faw ov da 4 cm alizarins, wunce wid faw ov da 3 cm light greens

2. tah yews wun ov da yellows witch wuz "lying aroond" doo tah da way Ize constructed "tier 16" (details below) az a 5 cm "platform" awn witch tah build evereeding frum "tier 54" awn upe

3. tah yews a cupel ov "wood kuller" cubes foah "zupord" peecez

4. tah pair upe a cupel ov peecez tah make sumding ov a needed length (at "tier 16")

5. tah nutt yews da 45 degree rotation scheme dat wuz uzed in da 59 cm tahwah. Dais scheme apparently iz nutt needed aftah awl az wee zeem tah hav reached da nu record ov 67 cm without id.

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