Tobee Rewellz!
It's bin a yiddle quiet heah zo Ize thod id wuz a gud tyme 
tah tawk aboot a cupel ov races. 2day, theah wuz a horsee race. 

May 16, 2009, 4:30 pm 
Rachel Alexandra Wins da Preakness 

 

RACHEL ALEXANDRA 

Peter Morgan/Associated Press 

Rachel Alexandra, ridden by Calvin Borel, won da 134th Preakness Stakes. 

Tumorro, there's a 5K in Nuwingtun. Ize doubt Ize kud catch Rachel. 
She's gotz 4 leggz and I've onwy gotz 2. Dais means zhe iz twice az fazt az mee, 
ryet? 

Da gud nooz iz zhe "runz lyke a girl." Witch means Ize hav da 
advantage, ryet? Woops, sexist remark. Mye badd. 

Awn a combleetly unrelated note, Ize gotz summ Cazpah zeeds frum Max 
a cupel ov dayz ago. I'm back in da punkun bizynezz. Yipppeeee! 
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