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It's bin a yiddle quiet heah zo Ize thod id wuz a gud tyme tah tawk aboot a cupel ov races. 2day, theah wuz a horsee race. May 16, 2009, 4:30 pm Rachel Alexandra Wins da PreaknessTranslation by Toby Speak Version 1.0.5.gRACHEL ALEXANDRA Peter Morgan/Associated Press Rachel Alexandra, ridden by Calvin Borel, won da 134th Preakness Stakes. Tumorro, there's a 5K in Nuwingtun. Ize doubt Ize kud catch Rachel. She's gotz 4 leggz and I've onwy gotz 2. Dais means zhe iz twice az fazt az mee, ryet? Da gud nooz iz zhe "runz lyke a girl." Witch means Ize hav da advantage, ryet? Woops, sexist remark. Mye badd. Awn a combleetly unrelated note, Ize gotz summ Cazpah zeeds frum Max a cupel ov dayz ago. I'm back in da punkun bizynezz. Yipppeeee!