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Gud Carma
Dais iz wat da Tobeelama haz tah za foah 2008. He zent id tah mee in an
e-mail, butz Ize tink he may hav stowlin summ ov id frum "Life's Yiddle
Inztrukshun Book", written by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Instrukshuns foah Lyfe
1. Tayk into accoud dat grate luv and grate acheevmintz involve grate
risk.
2. Whin yew looze, don't looze da lesson.
3. Fallow da three R's:
- Reespekt foah selv
- Reespekt foah udders
- Responsubbility foah yur akshunz
4. Recommember dat nutt getting wat yew wan iz zumtimez a wundahfull
stroke ov luck.
5. Learn da rewellz zo yew kno haow tah break dem properly.
6. Don't led a yiddle dispute injure a grate relayshunzhip.
7. Whin yew reeleyez yew hav made a mizteak, tayk immediate steps tah
correct id.
8. Spend summ tyme alone eweree day.
9. Open yur ahmz tah change, butz don't led goe ov yur valyouze.
10. Recommember dat silence iz zumtimez da best answer.
11. Liv a gud, honorable lyfe. Denn whin yew getz owlda and tink
back, you'll be able tah enjoy id a second tyme.
12. A loving admozfear in yur homee iz da fowndayshun foah yur lyfe.
13. In disagreements wid loved wuns, deal onwy wid da current
situation. Don't bring upe da past.
14. Cher yur knowledge. Id iz a way tah achieve immortality.
15. Be gentle wid da earth.
16. Wunce a year, goe somewhere yew hav nevah been befoah.
17. Recommember dat da best relayshunzhip iz wun in witch yur luv foah
each odda exceeds yur need foah
each odda.
18. Judge yur zuckzezz by wat yew hat tah give upe in order tah getz
id.
19. Approach luv and cooking wid reckless abayndun.
Da Tobeelama sayd dat if yew e-mail dais tah a bunch ov peeple sumding
wundahfull wiyill happen tah yew, butz Ize tink he wuz kidding. He
reelee juz wanted tah getz da Tobee Speek wurd count upe tah 809 (pryme
numbah) wurds!
Chao,
Amee
PZ: Pleeze note dat da Tobeelama iz a wun "L" lama. Yew may wan tah
mayke a note ov diz in Lebstah'z Dishunary.