Ten Commolements

by Tom Knickerbocker and Kenny Quick

Thou shalt not use 6.02 x 10^23 in vain.

Thou shalt not use the term mole if thou hast no true knowledge of the term mole.

Thou shalt not kill a mole.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's mole.

Thou shalt always remember to celebrate Mole Day.

Thou shalt not disparage Mole Day.

Thou shalt not use a mole out of season.

Thou shalt always honor the one who introduced thee to Mole Day.

Thou shalt always keep sacred 10/23.

Thou shalt always remember these commolements or thou wilt never properly celebrate Mole Day.