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                   Computer Industry Acronyms

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms

DOS - Defunct Operating System

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

Macintosh - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating 
System Hangs

Pentium - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect 
Understanding of Mathematics

MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

Windows - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

Microsoft - Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software 
Only Fools Teenagers

Apple - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity


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