Lee's Funnies

                              
You Know You Are Addicted to the Internet When ...

* You find yourself typing `com` after every period when 
using a word processor.com

* You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, 
like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

* Your start introducing yourself as `John at I-I-Net dot 
com.`

* Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind 
you of what she looks like.

* All of your friends have an @ in their name.

* You can`t call your mother - she doesn`t have a modem.

* Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

* You laugh at people with 2400 modems.

* You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before 
you landscape.

* You refer to going to the bathroom as [downloading].

* You tell the cab driver you live at: 
http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.htm

* Your spouse makes a new rule: `The computer cannot come to 
bed.`

* You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the 
chair in front of your computer with a commode.

* You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-).

* You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse.

* Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, 
so you buy another computer and install a second phone line 
so the two of you can chat ..."


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