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Anagrams

An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.

Dormitory - Dirty Room

Evangelist - Evil's Agent

Desperation - A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code - Here Come Dots

Slot Machines - Cash Lost In 'Em

Animosity - Is No Amity

Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms - Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness - Genuine Class

Semolina - Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries - Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes - That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two - Twelve Plus One

This one's truly amazing: "To be or not to be: that is the question ... whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."

And the Anagram: "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

And for the grand finale: "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong

The Anagram: "A thin man ran; makes large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!"

Nope, one more ...

The following phrase is a perfect anagram to sum up our esteemed president: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA

It can be rearranged into: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Also, per AM (which see): NONINFECTIOUS; HELPED TARTS


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