Lee's Funnies

A 110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how
he's feeling. "I've never felt better," he replies. "I've got an
18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about
that?"

The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I
know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day
he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of
his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a
beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it
at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and *BAM* the beaver drops dead in
front of him."
  
"That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must
have shot that beaver!" "Exactly," said the doctor.


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