Lee's Funnies

                For Frequent Flyers
 
Passengers on a plane are waiting for the flight to leave.
The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed
in pilot uniforms. Both are wearing dark glasses.  One is
using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up
the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men
enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start.
The passengers begin glancing nervously, searching for some
sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is
forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and
people at the windows realize that they're headed straight
for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to
look as though the plane will never take off, that it will
plow into the water, screams of panic fill the cabin. But at
that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says,
"You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream
too late, and we're all gonna die."


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