Lee's Funnies

                                                          
  
Once upon a time a blonde got so sick of hearing blonde 
jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days 
later, as she was driving around the countryside, she 
stopped her car to let a herd of sheep pass.

Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the 
shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I 
take one?"

The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course."

The blonde thought for a few minutes and for no discernible 
reason said, "Three hundred and fifty two."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, 
understandably, totally amazed.

"YOU'RE RIGHT!" he exclaimed. "I'll keep to my end of the 
deal. Take your pick of any sheep from my herd."

The blonde carefully considered the entire herd and finally 
picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any 
of the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, 
"O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I guess your 
true hair color, can I have my dog back?"
                                                             

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