Lee's Funnies

                                                          

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to 
decide who was in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's
systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I 
circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste 
away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I 
process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm 
responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted 
him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, 
the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, 
and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave 
in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story? You don't have to be smart or 
important to be in charge ... just an asshole.
                                             

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