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Some Words of Wisdom from British Politicians of the 
Conservative Party:

Here goes:

"Suicide is a real threat to health." --Virginia Bottomley

"Anyone would think we were living on some island 
somewhere." --George Walden

"It's not the future I'm talking about, I'm talking about 
tomorrow." --John Gummer

"The trend in the rise in unemployment is downward." 
--Gillian Shepherd

"The more important things, are more important, than the 
less important things."  --Stephen Dorrell

"When the IRA plant such bombs, it proves they can scare 
people, it proves they can kill people, it proves nothing." 
--Peter Bottomley

"We said zero, and I think any statistician will tell you 
that ... zero must mean plus or minus a few."  --William 
Waldegrave

"Who Sadam Hussein kills, dies."  --Jeffrey Archer

"There's no smoke without mud being flung around." --Edwina 
Currie

"I will never forget the 1981, -- or was it 1982? -- honours 
list."  --Julian Critchley

"All those people who say that there will never be a Single 
European Currency are trying to forecast history."  
--Kenneth Clark

"The British public sees with blinding clarity." --Michael 
Heseltine

"You know what they say -- don't get mad, get angry." 
--Edwina Currie

"We are not wholly an island, except geographically." --John 
Major

Also a one-liner:

Politicians are like diapers. They both should be changed 
often. And for the same reason!
                                        

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