Lee's Funnies

                                                          

             Real Life Bumper Stickers

Save the trees ... Wipe your butt with an owl.

Necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold 
one.

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.

If you can read this, my wife fell off. (seen on the back of 
a biker's vest)

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?!

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

If you can read this, please flip me back over ... (seen 
upside down, on a Jeep)

Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in 
the ass.

Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin 
unprotected.

Feel safe tonight ... Sleep with a cop.

Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed 
for 70 mph.

GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.

If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look 
like Jabba the Hutt???

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a 
vegetarian.

Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal 
Friends.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

Ax me about Ebonics.

Boldly going nowhere.

Cat: The other white meat.

CAUTION - Driver legally blonde.

Don't be sexist - broads hate that!

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.

He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with 
bullets.

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Strip Mining prevents forest fires.
                                   

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