Lee's Funnies

Do you drink COKE?

Grab an extra six-pack for your toolbox ...

1. Some state highway patrols carry two gallons of Coke to remove blood
from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in
two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl ...
Let The "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean.

4. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from china.

5. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a
crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
(FINGERNAILS ON A BLACKBOARD, ANYONE?)

6. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of
Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. (I'VE DONE
THIS. IT WORKS)

7. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the
rusted bolt for several minutes. (THIS, TOO; IT'S MESSIER AND STICKIER
THAN WD-40, BUT COOLER THAN A TORCH)

8. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan;
wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham
is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the
Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

9. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into a load of
greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The
Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.

10. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.


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