Lee's Funnies

 

Definitions

*ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing
in the middle.
 
*BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women go to curl up and dye.
 
*CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
 
*CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they
are dead.
 
*COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
 
*DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
 
*EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
 
*GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more
damage.
 
*HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
 
*INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
 
*MYTH: A female moth.
 
*MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
 
*RAISIN: Grapes with a sunburn.
 
*SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
 
*TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
 
*TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
 
*YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
 
*WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.


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