Lee's Funnies

 

The following breeds are now recognized by the American Kennel Club:

Collie + Lhasa Apso:
Collapso,  - a dog that folds up for easy transport.

Spitz + Chow Chow:
Spitz-Chow, - a dog that throws up a lot.

Pointer + Setter:
Poinsetter, - a traditional Christmas pet.

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund:
Pyradachs,  - a puzzling breed.

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso:
Peekasso, - an abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel:
Irish Springer, - a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.

Labrador Retriever + Curly-Coated Retriever:
Lab Coat Retriever, - the choice of research scientists.

Newfoundland + Basset Hound:
Newfound Asset  Hound, - a dog for financial advisors.

Terrier + Bulldog:
Terribull, - a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Bloodhound + Labrador:
Blabador, - a dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute + Pointer:
Moot Point, - owned by ... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.

Collie + Malamute:
Commute, - a dog that travels to work.

Deerhound + Terrier:
Derriere, - a dog that's true to the end.

Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu:
Oh, never mind ...


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