Lee's Funnies

                                                     

  A boy and his father visiting from a third world country 
were at a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they 
saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could 
move apart and back together again.

  The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?". The 
father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this 
in my life, I don't know what it is!".

  While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an 
old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and 
pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled 
between them into a small room. The walls closed and the 
boy and his father watched small circles of lights with 
numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch 
the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls 
opened up again and a voluptuous 24-year old woman stepped 
out.

  The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."


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