Lee's Funnies

                    New Slogans for Florida

FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait til you see us drive.
 
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
 
FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit
one of the other 56 states.
 
FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.

FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.

FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
 
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
 
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
 
FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
 
FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
 
Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
 
Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait 10 miles.
 
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.


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