Lee's Funnies

                                                     

                     BRIDGE TO HAWAII

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled 
across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out 
popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, OK. You released me 
from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth time 
this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes, so 
you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man 
sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always 
wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid to fly and I get very 
seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can 
drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, 
"That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How 
would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? 
Think of how much concrete ... how much steel!! No, think of 
another wish." The man said "OK" and tried to think of a 
really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and 
divorced four times. My wives always said that I didn't care 
and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand 
women ... know how they feel inside and what they're 
thinking when they give me the silent treatment ... know why 
they're crying ... know what they really want when they say 
"nothing" ... know how to make them truly happy ..." The 
genie says, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"


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