Lee's Funnies
Good Grammer
Subject and verb always has to agree.
When dangling, watch your participles
Do not use a foreign term when there is an adequate English
quid pro quo.
However, if you must use a foreign term, it is de rigor to
spell it correctly.
It behooves the writer to avoid archaic expressions.
Do not use hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it
effectively.
Avoid cliches like the plague.
Mixed metaphors are a pain in the ass and ought to be thrown
out the window.
Placing a comma between subject and predicate, is not
correct.
Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.
Consolt the dictionery frecuently to avoyt mispelling.
Don't use tautological, repetitive or redundant statements.
Don't use tautological, repetitive or redundant statements.
Remember to never split an infinitive.
Puns are for children - not for readers who are groan.
The passive voice shouldn't be used.
Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its
not needed.
Don't use no double negatives.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Hopefully, you will use words correctly, irregardless of how
others use them.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Avoid colloquial stuff.
No sentence fragments.
Remember to finish what you.
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