Lee's Funnies

baby multi dovetail chomping beast

How to Impress A Woman

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, 
stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, 
hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things 
for her, dance with her, listen to her, care for her, stand 
by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man

Show up naked. Bring Beer.


Click here to return to the main page