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This is what The Dalai Lama has to say on the millennium,
  all it takes is a few seconds to read and think. Do not keep this
  message. The mantra must leave your hands within 96
  hours. You will get a very pleasant surprise.
  This is true even if you are not superstitious.

  I N S T R U C T I O N S     F O R     L I F E

  1. Take into account that great love and great achievements
  involve great risk.

  2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

  3. Follow the three Rs:

       Respect for self
       Respect for others and
       Responsibility for all your actions.

  4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a
  wonderful stroke of luck.

  5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

  6. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

  7. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate

  steps to correct it.

  8. Spend some time alone every day.

  9. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.

  10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

  11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and
  think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time.

  12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your
      life.

  13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current
  situation.  Don't bring up the past.

  14. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.

  15. Be gentle with the earth.

  16. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.

  17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your
  love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

 18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to
      get it.

  19. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

   FORWARD THIS MANTRA E-MAIL TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE
   AND YOUR LIFE WILL IMPROVE.

   0-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.
   5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.
   9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises
                in the next 3 weeks.
  15 people and above: Your life will improve drastically
                       and everything you ever dreamed of
                       will begin to take shape.

  These words seem to be good and true no matter the philosophy or
source.


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