Lee's Funnies

For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate
customer, this one is for you. It's a classic! In tribute to
those 'special' customers we all love! An award should go to
the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and
funny, while making her point, when confronted with a
passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled.

A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced
travelers.

Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He
slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to
be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to
help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm
sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the
passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO
I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public
address microphone. "May I have your attention please," she
began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.

"We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO
HE IS.

If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to
Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the
man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore.
"F*** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but
you'll have to get in line for that, too."


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