Lee's Funnies

                                                     

Who is Jack Schitt? The Lineage Revealed.

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says 
"you don't know Jack Schitt." Now, You can handle the 
situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe 
Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner 
of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply 
religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The 
twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt 
and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe 
later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living 
with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was 
known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly 
son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were 
inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married 
the Happens brothers in dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull 
Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He 
recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can 
correct them.


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