Lee's Funnies

                                                     

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What 
do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die 
first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age 
home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a 
gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until 
you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, 
alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to 
grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no 
responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into 
the womb, you spend your last nine months floating ... you 
finish off as an orgasm.


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