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Maine Computer Technology
1. Log on - Make the wood stove hotter 2. Log off - Don't add no more wood 3. Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove 4. Download - Getting the firewood off the truck 5. Floppy disk - What you get from trying to carry too much firewood 6. Ram - The thing that splits the firewood 7. Hard Drive - Getting home in the winter 8. Prompt - What the mail ain't in the winter 9. Window - What to shut when it's cold outside 10. Screen - What to shut in black fly season 11. Byte - What the black flies do 12. Bit - What the black flies did 13. Mega Byte - What the BIG black flies do during trout season 14. Chip - Munchies for TV 15. Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you eat the chips 16. Modem - What you did to the weeds growing in the driveway 17. Dot matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife 18. Lap top - Where the beer spills when you pass out 19. Software - The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at McDonalds 20. Hardware - Real stainless steel cutlery 21. Mouse - What makes the holes in the Cheerios box 22. Main frame - What holds the house up, hopefully 23. Enter - The only way to win those magazine ad sweepstakes 24. Web - What a spider makes 25. Web site - High corners of the ceiling 26. Cursor - Someone who swears 27. Search Engine - What you do when the car dies 28. Screen Saver - repair kit for the torn window screen 29. Home Page - map you keep in your pocket in case you get lost in the woods 30. Upgrade - Steep hill 31. Server - waitress 32. Mail Server - male waitress, damn few in Maine 33. MS DOS - Some new disease they discovered 34. Sound Card - One of them technological birthday cards that plays music when you open it 35. User - The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff 36. Browser - A problem moose in the Garden or Blueberry Patch 37. Network - Mending holes in the gillnet 38. Internet - Complicated fish net repair method 39. Netscape - What haddock do when you don't do your network 40. Online - good sign there'll be clean clothes this week 41. Off line - the clothes pins let go and the laundry falls on the ground-better luck next week? |
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