Lee's Funnies

                                                     

Flight out of Dallas
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Two Sailors boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, 
headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other 
sat in the middle seat.

Just before take-off, a Marine got on and took the aisle 
seat next to the two Sailors. The Marine kicked off his 
shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Sailor 
in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a 
coke."

"No problem," said the Marine, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the Sailors picked up the Marine's 
shoe and spit in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, 
the other Sailor said, "That looks good, I think I'll have 
one too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it and while he 
was gone, the other Sailor picked up the other shoe and spit 
in it. The Marine returned and they all sat back and enjoyed 
the short flight to Houston.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into 
his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long 
must this go on?" the Marine asked. "This fighting between 
our groups? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in 
shoes and pissing in cokes?"


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