Lee's Funnies

                                                     
 
Blonde Medical Terminology

Anally: occurring yearly
Artery: study of paintings
Bacteria: back door of cafeteria
Barium: what doctors do when treatment fails
Benign: what you be after you be eight
Bowel: letter like A.E.I.O.U
Cesarean section: district in Rome
Cat scan: searching for kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Colic: sheep dog
Coma: a punctuation mark
Congenital: friendly
D&C: where Washington is
Diarrhea: journal of daily events
Dilate: to live long
Enema: not a friend
Fester: quicker
Fibula: a small lie
Genital: non-Jewish
G.I. Series: soldiers' ball game
Grippe: suitcase
Hangnail: coathook
Impotent: distinguished, well known
Intense pain: torture in a teepee
Labor pain: got hurt at work
Medical staff: doctor's cane
Morbid: higher offer
Nitrate: cheaper than day rate
Node: was aware of
Outpatient: person who had fainted
Pap smear: fatherhood test
Pelvis: cousin of Elvis
Post operative: letter carrier
Protein: favoring young people
Rectum: nearly killed 'em
Recovery room: place to do upholstery
Rheumatic: amorous
Scar: rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion: hiding anything
Seizure: Roman emperor
Serology: study of knighthood
Tablet: small table
Terminal illness: sickness at airport
Tibia: country in North Africa
Tumor: an extra pair
Urine: opposite of you're out
Varicose: located nearby
Vein: conceited


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