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                           Mergers

The ongoing mergermania -- the effort to put more and more 
control into the hands of fewer and fewer people -- is the 
single greatest threat to freedom, democracy and name 
calling.

Here are a few more mergers in the making:

Xerox and Wurlitzer:  They're going to make reproductive 
organs.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company 
will be called Fairwell Honeychild

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler:  New company 
will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker

W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and 
Hale Business Systems:  New company will be called Hale Mary 
Fuller Grace

3M & Goodyear:  mmmGood

John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home

Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine

3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera

Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants :-)

Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott 
NOW!

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi 
Do-Da


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