Lee's Funnies

                      The Mink Coat

A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a
gorgeous blonde on his arm. "Show the lady your finest
mink!" the fellow exclaims.

So the owner of the shop goes in the back and comes out with
an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries
it on, the furrier sidles up to the guy and discreetly
whispers, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."

"No problem! I'll write you a check!"

"Very good, sir." says the shop owner.

"Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up,
after the check has cleared."

So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow
returns. The store owner is outraged: "How dare you show
your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your
checking account!!"

"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for
the most wonderful weekend of my life!"


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