Lee's Funnies

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes
over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed
kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that??"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had
enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember,
if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to
Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in
Tuscany, no more Infinities or Lexuses in the garage and no
more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a
gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.


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