Lee's Funnies

Ole and Sven were playing golf when Sven pulled out a cigar,
but didn't have a lighter, so he asked Ole for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied and reached
into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter [25,5
cm].

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, "Vhere did yew get dat
monster??"

"Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie."

"You haff a genie?" Sven asked.

"Ya, shure, he's right here in my golf bag," said Ole.

"Could I see him?"

Ole opens his golf bag and out Pops the genie.

Sven says, "Hey, dere! I'm a good friend of your master.
Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes, I will," the genie said, so Sven asks him for a
million bucks.

The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him
standing there waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly the
sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying
overhead is heard.

Sven yells to Ole, "I asked for a million bucks, not ducks!"

Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of
hearing. Do yew really think I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?"


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