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                       A Prayer For The Stressed! 

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to 
change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those 
people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be 
connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work ...

12 % on Monday
23 % on Tuesday
40 % on Wednesday
20 % on Thursday
 5 % on Fridays

And help me to remember ... When I’m having a really bad day, and it seems that 
people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 
to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!


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