Lee's Funnies

                                                     

Ancient Proverbs to live (?) and laugh by ...

1. Man who run in front of car, get tired.

2. Man who run behind car, get exhausted.

3. Passionate kiss like spiders' web - soon lead to undoing 
of fly.

4. Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife 
upright organ.

5. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to 
Bangkok.

6. War not determine who is right - just who is left.

7. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in 
cathouse.

8. Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by 
night.

9. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

10. Man who tell too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

11. It takes many screws to build crib but only one to fill 
it.

12. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

13. Man who sit on tack get point.

14. Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.

15. Woman who cooks carrots and pees in pot very bad cook.


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