Lee's Funnies

One morning Al Gore and George W. Bush were having brunch at a
restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Gore what he would
like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some
fruit." "And what can I get for you sir?" she asks George
W. He replies, "How about a quickie?" "Why Governor!" the waitress
says, "how rude - and you're not even president yet!"
As the waitress storms away, Gore leans over to Bush and whispers,
"It's pronounced 'quiche'."


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