Lee's Funnies

                                                     

                        ROADKILL CAFE

                 YOU KILL IT ... WE GRILL IT!

                      Meals Under Wheels

            Featuring Some of Texas' Finest Meals

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 Eating food is more fun, when you know it was hit on the run!

                           ENTREES

     Center Line Bovine.............................4.95
     Taste real good, straight from the hood.

     The Chicken....................................3.95
     That didn't cross the road.

     Flat Cat.......................................2.95
     Served as a single...or in a stack.


                   A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
                      (Still in the Hide)

     Chunk of Skunk.................................1.95
     Smidgen of Pigeon..............................1.95
     Shake N Bake Snake.............................2.25
     Swirl of Squirrel..............................1.55
     Whippoorwill on a Grill........................3.30
     Narrow Sparrow.................................0.55
     Rigor Mortise Tortoise.........................6.75

                         Bag N Gag
             Our daily take-out lunch special
                - Anything Dead in Bread -

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     YOU'LL EAT LIKE A HOG ... WHEN YOU TASTE OUR DOG!

     Slab of Lab....................................2.95
     Pit Bull Pot Pie...............................1.95
     Cocker Cutlets.................................3.95
     Shar-pel Filet.................................5.95
     Poodles-N-Noodles..............................5.95
     Snippet of Whippet.............................4.50
     Collie Hit by a Trolley........................3.95
     German Shepherd Pie............................3.95
     Round of Hound.................................4.25


                     GUESS THAT MESS
                 A Daily Special Treat
              If you can guess what it is ...
                   YOU EAT IT FOR FREE!

                    LATE NIGHT DELIGHT

     Rack of Raccoon................................3.95
     Smear of Deer..................................4.95
     Awesome Possum.................................1.95
     Cheap Sheep....................................0.43

            Served fresh each night after dark.

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       WASH THAT GOOD FOOD DOWN WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK

     Snake Shake....................................1.25
     Vanilla Armidilla..............................1.25
     (strained or unstrained)
     Armadillo Sasbarilla...........................1.25


    TITILLATE YOUR TASTE BUDS WITH THESE GREAT DESERTS

     Frog Lime Pie..................................2.25
     Road Toad Ala Mode.............................1.65
     (chocolate, vanilla, or orange sherbert)
     Pineapple Porcupine Split......................2.25


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