Lee's Funnies

                                                     

Seminars for Men and Women

SEMINARS FOR FEMALES (prepared and presented by males)

1.  Elementary Map Reading

2.  Crying and Law Enforcement

3.  Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR

4.  You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours

5.  Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in 
Contrast

6.  The Seven-Outfit Week

7.  PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine ("It's Happened Monthly 
Since Puberty: Deal With it")

8.  Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions

9.  Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights

10. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed

11. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil 
and Water

12. Football: Not a Game - A Sacrament

13. Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too Equals I 
Love You")

14. How to Earn Your Own Money

15. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, 
Electronics Good")

16. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is 
on Your Side

17. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable 
Laundry

18. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self-Serve Station

19. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ 
Channels.

20. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is 
Not a Toy

21. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too

22. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out

23. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock 
Schmedlock")

24. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I 
Do"

25. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House

26. Your Mate: Selfish Jerk, or Victimized Sensitive Man?

SEMINARS FOR MALES (prepared and presented by females)

1.  Combating Stupidity

2.  You, Too, Can Do Housework

3.  PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

4.  How to Fill an Ice Tray

5.  We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us 
Money

6.  Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in 
Drunk at 4:00am

7.  Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't 
Wash my Silks")

8.  Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception

9.  Get a Life: Learn to Cook

10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass  When You're Obviously 
Wrong

11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right

12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

13. You: The Weaker Sex

14. Reasons to Give Flowers

15. How to Stay Awake in Public

16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but 
the bathroom

17. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb

18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try

19. The Morning Dilemma if  IT's awake: Take a Shower

20. I'll Wear it if I Darn Well Please

21. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, 
It's Not a Bidet")

22. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms

23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull

24. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost

25. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex

27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes

28. Mothers-in-Law: They are People Too

29. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home

30. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

31. Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look 
Like Mel Gibson When Naked")

32. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works

33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "dude"  From Your 
Vocabulary

34. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary


Click here to return to the main page