Lee's Funnies

                                                     

Let's Reinforce a Few National Stereotypes:

There are eleven beautiful deserted islands in the middle of 
nowhere where the following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealand men 1 New Zealand woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted 
islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have 
occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian 
woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily 
together having loads of sex.

The German woman has a strict weekly schedule when she 
alternates with the two German men.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek 
woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce 
them to the English woman.

The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and 
one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of 
suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about 
the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household 
chores, how her last boyfriend treated her much nicer and 
how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at 
least the taxes are low and it is not raining.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for 
instructions.

The two Australian men beat each other senseless for the 
Australian woman, who is checking out all the men on the 
other islands, after calling them "bloody wankers".

One New Zealand man is having sex with the New Zealand 
woman, the other Kiwi is searching the island for sheep.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South 
to make them feel more at home, and by setting up a 
distillery.  They do not remember if sex is in the picture 
because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of 
coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied that at least "those 
English bastards" are not getting any.


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