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[as of 21 April 2001]

JOB TITLE: Super Hero

JOB DETAILS:

            Company: Justice League of America
           Location: US-Nationwide
           Base Pay: $17,643 - $420,009/Year
              Other: free costume dry cleaning
                     'above the law' status
                     401(k)
               Type: Full-Time Employee
           Industry: Entertainment
                     Law Enforcement - Military
                     Not for Profit - Charitable
           Job Type: Consultant
                     Professional Services
                     Skilled Labor - Trades
Required Education: Not Specified
Required Experience: At Least 3 Years
    Required Travel: Road Warrior
Relocation Covered: Yes

DESCRIPTION:

    Do you like being famous for accomplishing great things? Do you
    enjoy working with people of like minds? Do you look for flexible
    hours? Do you desire full health benefits with the world renowned
    Captain Dentist and Dr.Feelgood? Then you are exactly what we are
    looking for.

    Your local chapter of The Justice League of America is seeking a
    Superhero!  This job entails:

        * Defending the public at large from menaces foreign,
          domestic, and otherworldly
        * Proactively pursuing the identification and dissolution of
          evil groups, clans, gangs, and societies
        * Championing the values of Superherodom and general
          do-goodery at all times
        * Appearances at select trade shows, rallies, monster truck
          pulls, and corporate events

    Salary based on experience and marketability of powers and
    costume.

REQUIREMENTS:

    * Must be able to fly or stay in the air for at least 8.6 seconds
      maintaining a minimum air speed velocity of no less than 21
      miles per hour.
    * Must possess the ability to emit rays of light through your
      eyes.  Preferably Red or Green.
    * Costume needs to be flashy, colorful, and tight, but not
      revealing. (No cleavage or thongs please.)
    * Hair should be Orange or Blue - this is a preference, not a
      requirement.
    * Name must be catchy, and should allude to your powers, but not
      all of your powers. (The public enjoys a little mystery with
      their heroes.)
    * Your weakness cannot in any way be related to a food or
      beverage.
    * Must have some experience driving and/or maintaining Super
      vehicles

    If you meet the above requirements, please click the 'Apply For
    This Job' link above and send your resume, along with summary of
    powers, detailed description of source of powers, salary
    requirements and a list of references.


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