Lee's Funnies

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously
drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool
and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The
bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he
has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served
additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for
him?

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs,
grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the
front door.  A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in
the SIDE door of the bar.  He wobbles up to the bar and
hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still
politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due
to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. The
drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses,
and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling
and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the
BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool,
gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The
bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that
he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a
cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless
anguish, cries "MAAAN! How many bars do you work at?"


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