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                            Wacky Warnings

The following warnings actually appear on products. The following was
taken from an AP story about a contest to find the weirdest warnings.

Submitted were:

* "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to
forceful injections of water into body cavities either by falling into
the water or while mounting the craft."

* A warning on an electric router: "This product not intended for use
as a dental drill."

* A warning on a novelty rock garden set (called "Popcorn Rock"):
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.".

* Found affixed to a toilet inside a public restroom: "Recycled flush
water unsafe for drinking."

But the winner was:

* Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

It kind of makes you wonder what happened that prompted these
warnings.


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