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The Great American Welfare System

I love America I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor & broke,
Tale bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."

Welfare checks, thy make you wealthy,
Medi-cal, it keep you healthy!
By & by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you --- American dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in rags & Chebby trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come, we live together
More welfare cash, it gets better!
Fourteen families now moved in,
But neighbors patience growing thin.

Finally white guys moves away,
Now I buy his house & then I say.
Find more aliens for house to rent,
In the yard I put a tent.

Send for family (they just trash)
But they too draw welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good,
Soon we own the neighborhood.

We have hobby --- it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife needs pills?
We get free! We have no bills.
America is crazy, he pay all year
To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white-man-race.
If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico.

Boy, I love America


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