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WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in 
Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't 
plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with 
me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical 
condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave 
me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of 
us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there 
are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they 
are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son ... Your eyes look red, 
have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond 
with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been 
eating doughnuts?"


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