Lee's Funnies

Why I love my Mom!

Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, I'm tired, and it's getting late. I 
think I'll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next 
day's lunches, rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for 
supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar 
container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for 
brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load 
of clothes into the wash, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked 
up the game pieces left on the table and put the telephone book back into the 
drawer. She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to 
dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the 
desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, 
and pulled a textbook out from hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday 
card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for 
the grocery store. She put both near her purse. Mom then cleaned her face, put 
on moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and trimmed her nails.

Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed." "I'm on my way," she said. 
She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure 
the doors were locked. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out a 
bedside lamp, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks in the hamper, and had a 
brief conversation with the one still up doing homework. In her own room, then 
set the alarm, laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe 
rack. She added three things to her list of things to do for tomorrow. About 
that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular, "I'm 
going to bed." And he did ...without another thought.

Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer? 'CAUSE WE ARE 
STRONGER ... MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL! Send this to five phenomenal women today. 
They'll love you for it!


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