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WOMEN

Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry
children, they carry hardships --they carry
burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. 
They smile when they want to scream. They sing
when they want to cry. They cry when they are
happy and laugh when they are nervous.

Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call"
from a friend after a snowy drive home.  Women
have special qualities about them. They volunteer
for good causes.  They are pink ladies in
hospitals, they bring food to shut-ins. They are
child care workers, executives, attorneys,
stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your
neighbors.  They wear suits, jeans, and they wear
uniforms.

They fight for what they believe in. They stand up
for injustice.  They are in the front row at PTA
meetings. They vote for the person that will do
the best job for family issues. They walk and talk
the extra mile to get their children in the right
schools and for getting their family the right
health care.

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are
smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they
still know how to use their softer side to make a
point.

Women want to be the best for their family, their
friends, and themselves. They cry when their
children excel and cheer when their friends get
awards. They are happy when they hear about a
birth or a new marriage.

Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have
sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they
are strong when they think there is no strength
left.

A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know
that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. A
woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.

Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They
drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how
much they care about you. The heart of a woman is
what makes the world spin!

Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy
and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They
give moral support to their family and friends.

And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for
you to do the same to people you come in contact
with.

MEN

Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing
bugs.


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