Lee's Funnies

                                                     

More Words to Ponder ...

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

I.R.S:	We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hands.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

The secret of the universe is @*^^^^ NO CARRIER

Did anyone see my lost carrier?

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

He who laughs last, thinks slowest!

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

"More hay. Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy. I'm stuffed!"

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

Error, no keyboard - Press Fl to continue.

Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Ever notice how fast Windows Runs? Neither did I.

Double your drive space - delete Windows!.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

When there is a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?


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