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Year 2000 Vacation Pay January 1, 2000

Re: Vacation Pay 

Dear Valued Employee: 

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation 
time over the past 100 year(s).  As I'm sure you are aware, 
employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay 
in lieu of time off.  One additional week is granted for 
every 5 years of service. 

Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office 
and your next paycheck will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 
which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 
months. 

Sincerely, 

Automated Payroll Processing


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