A first grade teacher in NYC explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Cleveland Indians fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why, pray tell, are you an Indians fan?"
"Because my mom is an Indians fan, and my dad is an Indians fan, so I'm an Indians fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be an Indians fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron? What would you be then?"
Janie smiled, "Then, I'd be a Yankees fan!"