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Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that 
his feet became quite thick and hard.  

He also was quite a spiritual person.  Even when he on a 
hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and 
frail.

Furthermore, due to his diet of raw grains, he ended up with 
very bad breath.

Therefore: he came to be known as a Super calloused fragile 
mystic plagued with halitosis.

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The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.  He 
goes up to a hot dog cart and says, "Make me one with 
everything."  

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen 
Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill 
in the cash box and closes it.  

"Where's my change?" asks the Zen Master. 

And the vendor responds, "Change must come from within."


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