Subject: INVESTMENT ALERT
Pfizer Corp. (NYSE ... PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group (NYSE ... PBG)) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the name "Mount And Do." Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."
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